Parents are so damn selfish, you know?
So, once upon a time, your parents - picture this - were laying in a bed, fiddling around, and then they started talking about how cool it would be to have a child. Raising it and dressing it and feeding it and teaching it shit and generally making their lives revolve around this kid.
But they never stopped to think about YOUR feelings; why would you want to stop not living and start living? First you start out being ridiculously small and in a dark place with no working brain, then you develop a brain and you’re just fuckin’ sitting in this dark place with nothing to do, so you just sit there and wait. UNTIL!!! You get shoved out into this god-forsaken world with blood and shit all over you and you get cut off from your source of nutrients and forced to do shit for yourself, which is only partly true because, for the first few hours, parents just LOVE doing shit for you and seeing how you respond, like you’re a god damn hamster.
Then, slowly, you have to learn to do stuff, like fucking walk and talk and use a toilet.
You didn’t sign up for this; they FORCED you into this! You had no choice, none at all.
And eventually you become a 6 year old and by that time they’re fucking sick of you and want you to go away, so they send you to school, so that you can learn!
Sounds great, right? WRONG! Because while you’re away - get ready to make a mind image - your parents are having SEX! Yeah, they are. Maybe you’ll have a sibling with whom to share the pain of life. Maybe they’ll force another child to go through life.
After school for a few years, you’re a teenager and they hate you. Your parents - who brought you into this, who made you do this - hate you. So now life sucks even more, you become angsty and sad all the time, like teenagers do. Then you grow up and you have to live life and work for money and spend your money and get screwed by life.
The end.
Parents need to think about things before they become parents. If you’re a parent, read this and go apologize to your children, because you are at fault here.
If you’re a child of a parent, which is VERY likely, go slap your parent.
